korolevcross:

magnechamp:

korolevcross:

popinloopy:

just-shower-thoughts:

An infinite number of $1 bills and an infinite number of $20 bills would be worth the same

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they’re actually worth nothing because you’ve devalued the currency so much

nothing is still the same as nothing

Fucker

(via cestnepasuneblog)

areies:

when yr paranoia is rlly vague so its just like

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(via spongebobssquarepants)

imawanchor:
“ MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK
”
METTTTTTTHHHHHHimawanchor:
“ MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK
”
METTTTTTTHHHHHH

motorbear:

i really do like it when people tell me about themselves. it doesn’t matter what. it can be about their day, what they did that they found amazing, what their hobbies are, etc. i like knowing about people. in a way, it makes me feel like they trust me. you’re not bothering me with your rambling. i actually prefer to listen.

(via alloverthegaf)

Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

ohgaywhatever:

tinysquidrachel:

swordwall:

small-home-repair-vikings:

spooky-son-of-rome:

carpebutts:

whisperwhisk:

seananmcguire:

snowysauropteryx:

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater

Cryptozoology: As long as you have a blurry picture to prove you did 

(via jackthebard)

"There’s a reason I said I’d be happy alone. It wasn’t ‘cause I thought I’d be happy alone. It was because I thought if I loved someone and then it fell apart, I might not make it. It’s easier to be alone, because what if you learn that you need love and you don’t have it? What if you like it and lean on it? What if you shape your life around it and then it falls apart? Can you even survive that kind of pain? Losing love is like organ damage. It’s like dying. The only difference is death ends. This? It could go on forever."

Meredith Grey (via

uskalla

)

Greys fucks me up!!!!!

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fireandshellamari:
“ boredpanda:
“  ‘Pit Bull Flower Power’ Already Found Homes For 140+ Pits (New Pics)
”
I dub them
‘Pretty Pitties’
”fireandshellamari:
“ boredpanda:
“  ‘Pit Bull Flower Power’ Already Found Homes For 140+ Pits (New Pics)
”
I dub them
‘Pretty Pitties’
”fireandshellamari:
“ boredpanda:
“  ‘Pit Bull Flower Power’ Already Found Homes For 140+ Pits (New Pics)
”
I dub them
‘Pretty Pitties’
”fireandshellamari:
“ boredpanda:
“  ‘Pit Bull Flower Power’ Already Found Homes For 140+ Pits (New Pics)
”
I dub them
‘Pretty Pitties’
”fireandshellamari:
“ boredpanda:
“  ‘Pit Bull Flower Power’ Already Found Homes For 140+ Pits (New Pics)
”
I dub them
‘Pretty Pitties’
”fireandshellamari:
“ boredpanda:
“  ‘Pit Bull Flower Power’ Already Found Homes For 140+ Pits (New Pics)
”
I dub them
‘Pretty Pitties’
”fireandshellamari:
“ boredpanda:
“  ‘Pit Bull Flower Power’ Already Found Homes For 140+ Pits (New Pics)
”
I dub them
‘Pretty Pitties’
”fireandshellamari:
“ boredpanda:
“  ‘Pit Bull Flower Power’ Already Found Homes For 140+ Pits (New Pics)
”
I dub them
‘Pretty Pitties’
”fireandshellamari:
“ boredpanda:
“  ‘Pit Bull Flower Power’ Already Found Homes For 140+ Pits (New Pics)
”
I dub them
‘Pretty Pitties’
”fireandshellamari:
“ boredpanda:
“  ‘Pit Bull Flower Power’ Already Found Homes For 140+ Pits (New Pics)
”
I dub them
‘Pretty Pitties’
”
surprisebitch:
“ odi-licious:
“ “ “ A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
”
THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE POST
” ”
omg i was looking at the photos one by one on mobile and i was like WHO’s PARTY IS THIS??? who are they???...surprisebitch:
“ odi-licious:
“ “ “ A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
”
THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE POST
” ”
omg i was looking at the photos one by one on mobile and i was like WHO’s PARTY IS THIS??? who are they???...surprisebitch:
“ odi-licious:
“ “ “ A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
”
THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE POST
” ”
omg i was looking at the photos one by one on mobile and i was like WHO’s PARTY IS THIS??? who are they???...surprisebitch:
“ odi-licious:
“ “ “ A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
”
THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE POST
” ”
omg i was looking at the photos one by one on mobile and i was like WHO’s PARTY IS THIS??? who are they???...surprisebitch:
“ odi-licious:
“ “ “ A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
”
THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE POST
” ”
omg i was looking at the photos one by one on mobile and i was like WHO’s PARTY IS THIS??? who are they???...surprisebitch:
“ odi-licious:
“ “ “ A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
”
THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE POST
” ”
omg i was looking at the photos one by one on mobile and i was like WHO’s PARTY IS THIS??? who are they???...surprisebitch:
“ odi-licious:
“ “ “ A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
”
THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE POST
” ”
omg i was looking at the photos one by one on mobile and i was like WHO’s PARTY IS THIS??? who are they???...surprisebitch:
“ odi-licious:
“ “ “ A guy photoshops celebrities into all of his holiday party photos
”
THIS IS MY ALLTIME FAVORITE POST
” ”
omg i was looking at the photos one by one on mobile and i was like WHO’s PARTY IS THIS??? who are they???...

foarallthingsbpd:

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg-dea)

sickfake:

being alive is very………..Not Easy

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